Let's begin the year.

We are doctors in mash 58. Our patient is Uncle Sam. Our job is to bring him back to health in order for him to help us save America. We, as cardiologists try to avoid flatlines and arrhythmias. We are a team of doctors that search and destroy any illnesses that threaten Uncle Sam's life. With the help of Brother Sherlog, we destroy potential obstacles. Many problems depict what illness Uncle Sam has. His glaucoma is caused by communism, because they fail to see that communism fails. His punctured lung comes from inhaling too much of the dust bowl. His poweritis comes from nationalism that boosts too much pride, and causes problems. We are here to fix those errors!